Fantasy Loser – Funny Punishments, Draft Ideas & Articles

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Summary

This year’s Loser isn’t just facing humiliation—they’re facing humidity. Say goodbye to comfort and a normal day at the stadium and hello to a heavy mascot suit that smells like a locker room’s armpit...

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  • Time to Complete:

    2-4 hours

  • Cost to Complete:

    $100 - $200

  • Punishment Location:

    Nearby stadium or field

Instructions

  • Step 1
    • The Loser must acquire and don a full mascot costume—official, homemade, or terrifyingly thrifted—and attend a public sporting event as the team’s "unofficial ambassador."

  • Step 2
    • They must stay in character for the duration of the game

  • Step 3
    • Responsibilities of the Mascot Mayhem victim include: Posing for photos with strangers, performing improvised dances during timeouts or intermissions, Engaging in forced mascot antics like high-fiving confused toddlers and mock-fighting opposing fans.

  • Step 4
    • At the end of the game, the Loser’s dance with discomfort will end, and then can take off the mascot suit. Cheers to all the sweat and LBs dropped in water weight. Go take a damn shower!

  • Ways to Spice it Up

      The Loser has to dress up as a mascot of the rival/away team and withstand the abuse from the home crowd